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Sup my bros, Kurt here! Let’s get real. Right now. About something that causes more confusion than a double-negative in a CrossFit WOD — something that makes you wanna scream, rip your hair out, and just throw a damn dumbbell through a wall: DIETS! Holy hell, the sheer amount of garbage out there.
Every single guru, every "expert" on every damn corner, they've got a new "miracle diet." A shiny, slick little package that promises to shred you faster than a paper airplane in a hurricane. Promises to build muscle on your damn eyelashes. Hell, some even claim it'll make you immortal. You've seen the hype, right? It's everywhere. Carnivore, Vegan, Keto, Atkins, Paleo, Intermittent Fasting… the list, my friend? It's longer than my arm wrestle win streak. Seriously. Longer than a Monday leg day when you actually hit your damn numbers. You feel me? That never-ending parade of fads.